Faith ends where worry begins & Worry ends
where faith begins
Here's a
little Biblical Humor to start the day......
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he
married Ruth? A. Ruthless.. Q. What
do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German
Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while
everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier
in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down
to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard
throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord. Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the
Bible? A. Samson.. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most
flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke
all 10 commandments at once. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy? A. The area around Jordan . The banks were
always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter
mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath
to a very deep sleep. Q. Which
Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of
Nun. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
(
Groan...)
PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman
to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . .
. "He-brews" KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND
BUNCHES!!!! Friends are God's way of taking
care of us. ...Faith, Hope & Love --
but the greatest of these is LOVE.
1Corinthians13:13
